So Luke turns neutral. Interesting.

Could I be any more Wahhabist?

Now, “bond008", on the other hand…

Mantzoukas has the perfect shape of head for someone’s first attempt at creating a human.

“As God is my witness, I thought Joey Fatone could fly.”

Counterpoint: <i>His Dark Materials</i> starts out great but just keeps getting worse and worse.

Trump will never believe him.

Meat, Chicken, and Salad, the forgotten Spice Girls.

Hey everyone! Remember the “Remember ALF? He’s back, in Pog form!” comment? It’s back, in Porg form!

No.

Goddammit assholes, stop making me like this show less.

Look, Kinja is bad enough without you making stuff up about it.

This inexplicably appears to have posted twice.

I really liked that his only problem with being handcuffed to Nathan was that the rationale wasn’t explained clearly enough the first time.

Wouldn’t a “crypto furry” be someone who enjoys dressing up as a sasquatch or yeti?

Elvis barely wrote anything at all, so I don’t see why that should be a consideration for the Hall.

Plaintiffs gonna plaint, plaint, plaint.

Hey, the Daleks killed my father! I didn’t ask for this life, you know…

I’d rather have United Airlines beat you up, too.