I mean, “repeatedly test them, ensure they are safe and can’t be tampered with and turned into mass killing machines, and also let’s make people pass a basic competency test before they get one” actually sounds like a great plan to me...

He’ll be able to watch Kieth Richards jam with a continuation band in 2062 for the 100th anniversary tour.

Under Brazilian law, kidnapping is a crime where the State will prosecute, no matter what the victim wants. Bernie doesn’t have to pay anything for this (unless he wants extra rape for these guys in prison) and can’t have his own lawyers take part in the proceedings.

Sure it wasnt a Lambo?

You trained yourself to a better immune system, try advancing to the toilet seat, or something harder, stop doing same over and over :D

It doesn’t matter how poor you are. If you’re seen in a Wagoneer on Martha’s Vineyard or Nantucket you look as rich as old money can get.

Say what you want about homeboy’s complete lack of basic self-preservation instincts, but he fucking stuck that landing.

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• Donald Trump: I actually built the GT and made Ford pay for it. My friends will all get one. But not the Muslims.

then just go wait at the exit of your local cars and coffee for a donor vehicle/parts

That is what racing is all about... chasing other assholes to the finish line

NASCAR

Why is no one talking about the Gurgel? I mean, seriously?!

Relying on the service crew to fix it with proper tools? Pah!

Well that took a dark turn.

“Hi. I work at the BBC and my job is to vet our top presenters to make sure they don’t embarrass the station” said no one ever?

I mean, it’s an Echo, so it was barely transportation to begin with.

If he was going for conductivity he would have modified Auric Goldfinger’s Rolls-Royce Phantom.

The yellow “Orlove Edition” comes with pieces that are all upside down compared to the blue, so you build it correctly.