But how could Tom’s Subaru customer leave the dealer *without* a contract but with a car?

Oh look another premium version of the model 3 that pushes back the promised base model that has so far never been made due to lower margins!!!!!

...*sigh*, we all are. And that’s without seeing any of the films!

Tesla is iOS

I’m a little worried Grimes BF will send out a rage tweet in short order.

Tesla is BetaMax

>80% of the country lives in urban areas. 93% of daily commuters drive less than 100 miles per day (that’s for the entire country). That’s only taking active days and all trips taken during a day. So with all the driving a person has to do, a 100 mile car will satisfy the needs of over 90% of the U.S. population.

Print your comment out, frame it and put it on your wall. This way you can reflect back on how wrong you were in 10 years. No I’m not going to argue about it.

Guys, I think this fact robot might be broken

Republicans who will not impeach this person are the worst traitors in the history of the world.

Wouldn’t it be more accurate to factor in average wages? They have not risen at the same rate as inflation.

Hey, even someone who drives a Chevy Captiva can get laid.

supreme gentleman

I’m really glad the first amendent exists so i can smash ice cream cones on my head while screaming the Bananas In Pajamas theme song.

That guy is hilarious. He says the same stuff on other car forums too. I think in his mind the world would be a better place if we all drove Plymouth Voyages on their amazing 3rd rebuilt 4 spd transmission.

More thought was put into this guy’s email than the design of the Chevy Captiva.

Look....

Oh man, the Incels were right! Chad is taking over!

Whine-1-1, what’s your emergency?

So they totally they jack off around women, right? “Dude, is your mom home? Sweeeeeeeet....”