Because eduhteen!

There’s something delightful about such a Jalopnik article being concluded with the sentence, “Thank you reading.”

....and the radio should be preset to NPR from the factory.

You’re forgetting one thing. You’re talking about 7-11 Big Gulps. This is a Subaru so you should be judging this by how many cans of La Croix can the Ascent hold. Since a Costco case of Coconut La Croix is 24 cans, this baby comes up 5 cup holders short.

No “12" sticker?

So would you say these things guzzle gas ‘liberally’?

I need to get a “No hunting and gathering no food” bumper sticker.

WHO SAVED WHO?

Don’t forget Sounders banners, TheNorthWest, and 26.2 stickers.

I’m assuming you are a huge fan of the badges of ownership.

Seattle is going to be absolutely covered in these torpid contraptions. Tailgates will be billboards for dog rescue volunteering, Jill Stein 2020 and Voodoo Doughnut stickers. I’m a liberal Democrat and these things make me want to vote Republican.

Little does she know, the door has fallen off her car. Not covered by warranty.

Barra wins Motor Trend “Person of the Year” and this is all Mergio gets? COTD on some blog?

I have a friend who did this with his wife and two kids for 5 years. But he had a nice marketing job with a big tech company who did not care where he lived. And they did it in a $700,000 bus sized RV. On second thought never mind, I guess they did something completely different.

As a member of at least one Land Cruiser FB group where he posted (Toyota 80 Series USA - https://www.facebook.com/groups/282791912130678/) I can assure you he was not treated like a scammer by the members. Rather people offered to start a GoFundMe, to pick hip up, to lend him money for gas, to help him KEEP his LC…

I know a few nomads, including some family members who’ve been living this kind of life for some time now. I have respect for the life choice as it requires a TON of work and a lot of courage. I think you are going to get a lot of “serves him right” in the comments here but I think thats a bit harsh. This guy put it…

I started to say that Tracy should buy it, but it runs and drives.

This reminds me of the excellent website, McMansion Hell, which I highly recommend for anyone entertained by this thread.

no they’re gone. they’re still standing but supposedly they’re gonna redevelop that whole area, the community is fighting to have the domes preserved or incorporated into the new design/building.

I always refer to it as The Texas Cheesecake Depository.