...no it’s not.

You say that like it’s not something to be proud of.

Pretty sure if we see a Hellcat Journey next year it is your fault.

I have no idea who this “Sergio” fellow is. Never heard of him.

Get outta here Sergio, go stick a Hemi in something.

What? Someone will pay $20K for that POS but not $21K for a brand new Journey?

Any event that attracts a team called “Super Loud Noise Problematic Racing,” was clearly made for us.

Fuck Trump.

Apparently Blake Shelton fans are mad b/c I’m popping up in their Google searches (well after they search for snuff & mountain dew recipes).

I can personally attest that D.C. is terrible. Come to the car show instead!

At least I know Lewis saw the list:

Plus if you buy a Lexus, it won’t be actively plotting to blow up on you in fantastic and hilariously expensive ways, like, say, an Audi S4/RS4.

Enhance...

Can I tell you how much I love videos of softroaders getting pushed hard.

Absolutely!

Wonder if it can run on that “clean coal” I keep hearing about.

We need to make this run on American coal electrons!

Good god when did the country get so stupid?