I'm more confused as to why there seems to be no other male members of staff AT ALL other than senior managers?
Seems odd surely there'd be some men in all departments even if this was a case of only men getting to very top.

My hair is curly. My face is round. Long curly hair grows OUT, not down when it's fine and VERY curly. Styling straight takes too damn much time and humidity destroys any effort at looking professional in a matter of minutes - sometimes seconds in Florida - the bad hair (and a few other things) state.

I am actually rolling around on the floor at work over this. I had a guy at a bar tell me that I "would be so much hotter with long hair," upon which I snorted into my drink and told him he would be so much hotter with an entirely different face. Shut up about short hair, dudes, your fear of our confidence is so loud…

That Jennifer Lawrence should lose weight is laughable in and of itself. I don't even like her that much but GOOD LAWD she is hot.

"You might look at Rihanna and think That’s edgy. That’s worth aiming for, but she also rocks the “I just got punched by my boyfriend” look, so her judgment is questionable at best."

How about this gem, from Noel Clarke's instagram?

He wasn't at the premiere.

Composure maintained.... till he got on that bike. *ded*

Maybe not at this affair but we'll always have:

Jesus. How about just one picture of Christopher Eccleston?

My mother's the same age you are - a bit older, actually, as she was getting out of college in the 80s.

Listen to what happened when a girl who claimed to know a victim of the Roast Busters called a local radio station:

"I really wish something could be done."

Fuck, this is horrible and disturbingly familiar.

Take it away, Tommy.

New Zealand! Why are you ruining my idyllic fantasy about friendly people and great wine, cheese, and lamb? (Of course, when I visited NZ, I stayed away from Auckland.)

Guys, I clicked that Emile Hirsch story and his baby is named VALOR. If that kid does not grow up to be a professional Renaissance fair jouster or a prep school crew star-turned-Internet porn star-turned-survivalist with a Discovery Channel show-turned TV evangelist then I just don't recognize this world we live in…

that's gotta be the most wholesome whorehouse of all whoredome.

A hidden gem in that Chris Kirkpatrick story - all 4 of the other members of N Sync came to the wedding. Can you imagine just being like, the bride's cousin or someone else of little fame, and getting to go to that wedding? And being like, holy shit, N Sync is at this fucking wedding? Would you proceed to get…