Oho, good point! I object to the fucking war on religious grounds. Do I get to stop paying for it?

Take heart. Russian Conspiracy Twitter says that the FBI is having preliminary talks with Mike Flynn. They would only do that if he can serve up This Asshole. And FinCEN has shit on not only his whole goddamn family (Tiffany and Barron excepted), but a lot of GOP leadership, too.

Forced fertility, forced pregnancy to term, no social support system.

I think I would totally forgive Anthony Weiner if he sent dick pics to the Trumps.

More and more, I’m thinking the next President needs to be a career diplomat who can restart our relationship with the rest of the world, particularly our NATO allies.

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Macron should have called the number from a secure line and said ...

I can get my company fined millions of dollars for sending relatively innocuous information in an unsecured manner, and this moron is talking about super secret stuff on an ancient cell phone. Must be nice to be rich and powerful.

“Herr Trump? Ja? Please, do you haff Prince Albrecht in a tin container of some zort? Vell, you had better let him out, ja? HAhahahahaha!”

The NY (Al Smith) dinner where Trump made fun of Melania and verbally attacked Clinton last fall? People at the dinner were giving Trump dagger looks, as his behavior was inexcusable at a good natured event to raise money for Catholic charities in NY. That event had a big swath of old NY families, politicians,…

I always assume it’s as apparent to everyone as it is to me how tacky and cheap this clan is. Nothing about them says style, class or taste. Clearly however a large swathe of the country believes screaming how rich you are and pouring shiny yellow gold over everything is the height of haute couture.

I’d actually never seen her clothes for sale before (though admittedly I avoid in-person clothes shopping like the plague whenever possible). That said, a few days ago I had to take one of those “I need a very specific item”-type spins through a mall where you just wander into any store that has a snowball’s chance in…

Just like Trump is a poor man’s interpretation of what a rich man is, she is what a Pinterest Mom interprets as poised and sophisticated.

As we know more about her, her brand looks more and more tacky. Tweeting about champagne popsicles on Memorial Day? Tacky. Photo of herself in a ballgown with her baby-faced huckster of a husband’s hand on her ass? Tacky. Daddy is tacky, Stepmommy is tacky, her ghost-written book is tacky. Setting herself up with an…

This. She was a fucking *mechanic* and military truck driver during WWII while she was still a princess. This has always been my favorite bit of trivia about her.

Queen Elizabeth II is a classy broad. If she were to eat popsicles, she’d eat cherry-flavored ones on a porch in rural Scotland. And keep the champagne for later. And not Tweet about either one.

Queen Elizabeth II has a much firmer grasp of history, appropriateness, military sacrifice and compassion then every single member of this miserable grifter band.

For fuck’s sake, Gwyneth Paltrow would have more class and self-awareness in the White House.

I remember when murrican patriots started calling french fries freedom fries, even tho the term is not about France. I remember idiots throwing out French wine that is better than much of ours cuz of frenchiness. I remember, idiots getting up in arms because how DARE another country have a different opinion than us.

As a scandinavian myself, I last visited the U.S. back in 2006 (outbound flight literally the day after they discovered those guys with liquid explosives in their belongings, so new rules about shampoos and perfumes and whatnot brought some chaos), and for a decade I’ve wanted to go back.