When I’ve traveled internationally over the past year, I’ve considered it my patriotic duty to go off on US politics given any single opportunity possible.

My Danish cousin lives in LA and my aunt (her mom) is basically refusing to come visit, which she usually does a couple times a year because she can see her sister (my mom) and daughter on the same trip.

“King of the Belgians”. I like this. I shall now refer to HRH Lizzy 2 as “Queen of the English and All Shabby But Well-Meaning Peoples of the British Commonwealth”.

I’m glad that people are at least talking to us. I traveled a little at the end of the Bush administration and people generally did not want to engage with me at all once they realized I was American.

Was just in Europe and people would ever so gently bring up politics which gave us an in to go off on the POSOTUS. Felt nice to clear the air, even if only to a few French people.

We visited Sweden and Denmark in October. We love to talk with people on our travels, in pubs, on trains., etc. Swedes and Danes we talked to were extremely apprehensive about the situation (and more knowledgeable about world affairs than any of my Trumpist relatives) and were sincerely worried about his winning the…

Hahaaaa, I ALWAYS thought of those ads whenever they showed footage of the crowds of Trumpanzees in the red states... Part of me never stopped asking, “Why aren’t these Jethros kicking him out of bed & screaming ‘NEWWW YORRK CITY?!?!’”

Can someone teach Trump HOW TO SIT ON A GODDDAMN CHAIR?!?

Side note- why is it men’s hats come in sizes, while women’s hats NEVER do?

Yesss! As the possessor of a big ole head, and thus unable to find women’s hats that will fit me, the fascinator is the answer to my hatless prayers.

Kids, I was an adult during Watergate. Still waiting for all that wisdom (the only upside to getting old) to descend upon me.

I’m sooooo ooooolllllddddd....

I agree! I think it’s a very glamorous and distinct look on straight haired women.

A pity if she does have a widow’s peak and shaved it- I think they are quite attractive and would add much to her otherwise blank, vapid face.

Anyone over the age of 10 chewing gum looks vapid and bovine. (Not to insult bovines.)

So here’s this pitiful girl with an IQ in the low 70s and a speech impediment and she’s going to make a couple million bucks because God Bless America. This is the country we live in now. smh

Also, in that gif it looks like she shaved her baby hairs or white woman’s “widow’s peak” hairline. Looks weirdly buzzed in the front. What is that? Did she shave her hairline? What’s going on?

Disclaimer: I’m old. So who is this girl and what does her phrase cash me outside even mean? I know she was on Dr. Phil but that’s the extent of my knowledge of her.

Counterpoint. Pay a ton of money and wait for her to say her catch phrase and then watch as she falls apart when nobody wants to hear her say anything else. Didn’t that happen to Bart Simpson?

Vibing some records? What the fuck does that even mean?