Seriously, his minions(I love that term btw) are shoving all kinds of stuff in his face, and are like “Here, sign this.”

I honestly have never hated anyone as much in my fucking life. Literally everything he does wants me to punch a hole in the wall. His hand motions, the way he condescendingly looks down like “calm” when reporters are asking question, he’s muffin top build...everything about that man is punchable.

Not since Lorena Bobbit have we encountered a woman who so efficiently disposed of a Weiner.

Three things: First, I’m glad he lived long enough to be kicked out of Fox, but not long enough to enjoy his severance package. Second, if the outside hatred is what killed him, then hooray for us. Third,

It’s not that difficult for them, considering Jim Bob and his entire family have free healthcare for life thanks to his one term in the Alabama state legislature and they don’t pay property taxes because they had their house declared a church.

pffft since when has being a creepy perv stopped anyone from becoming president

Is this a case of “For Want of a Nail”?

I say “flipped” too, not flicked. When I first saw the headline I thought the story was going to be about him flicking a booger at her.

Flicked? I thought it was flipped, have I been wrong this whole time?

In every picture I see of Lavrov with Trump, he’s got the most delighted look on his face. Like he still cannot believe it’s this easy, that the henhouse was so eager to invite the fox in for tea.

How about swapping the MAGAs for Russian’s gay and transgender folks? Then everyone can be happy...

...Putin asked Trump to meet Lavrov and Trump rolled over and agreed. 

That pic is the definition of rode hard and put away wet.

yeah, and he fought really hard to get elected president of the prom committee because he thought he would get to pick out everything he wanted, only to find out that it’s actually a lot of goddamn work and there are actually restrictions. Budget restrictions, teachers overriding the Sex, Drugs, and Rock ‘n Roll…

Why are they doing a remake of the Beguiled? Are there no new stories?

Romney March is a marsh, at pretty much sea level. The moors are wild (often peaty) uplands.

because it fits with their narrative....I have yet to figure out what that narrative is other than doritos, Mountain Dew, Trump, and guns, but yea...the narrative.

Oh God please don’t let this be fake news. I heard about this on NPR on the way home about an hour ago. Please let this be the “thing” that kicks his ass out of our life’s for fucking ever. PLEASE!

The answer here is that they don’t know what an email server is and it sounds complicated and dangerous. Seriously. This is the answer. Somehow classified info on a fancy newfangled computer machinery is more dangerous than TELLING SOMEONE WITH YOUR MOUTH CLASSIFIED INFORMATION.

Why WHY do the same people who scream about Hillary’s emails not realize this is 100x worse in every way? How can they believe that one is horrible, terrible, unforgivable, OH SO BAD, but this? This is fine. Not real. Fake news.