Dating myself here- but Disney used to have a series on their Sunday night variety show called “The Scarecrow of Romney Marsh,” about a Reverend Syn who would ride about the 18th-century moors wearing a mask and doing good deeds, sticking it to the rich greedy landowners and so forth. Very swashbuckling and hot was…

My mom died two weeks ago and watching the Anubis story-on Mother’s Day no less- had me weeping like a child.

Both the Jinn and especially the Anubis stories made me weep like a baby. I am such a sucker for that “comfort from the Old Country” shit, it’s embarrassing.

This. After I broke up with my controlling emotionally abusive ex, he sent me an email saying he was going to kill himself on X date. Nothing could have gotten me to go back at that point, and I decided not to respond in any way at all. He’s still alive, but even if he’d gone through with it, that would have been his…

I feel like I’m losing my mind. how is any of this even real?

Here’s my theory on how far Trimp’s narcissism goes—he’s not furious or unhinged that investigations will show he did anything wrong, but when they show that the Russians helped him to win, it shows that he couldn’t do it himself. The man and his lackies never miss an opportunity to trot out the electoral college win.…

He can’t bear, even for a second, the idea that he isn’t 100% “the man in charge.” Even in a case where any logical person would try to distance themselves from this mess 45 is like “No, fuck you. I’m the one who made the call. I decided to fire him with no good reason.”

Only someone who has choked a dog would make that comment. Normal people don’t equate gasping for air with dogs.

he dismissed the subject of the Russia investigation as “a total hoax”

Ugh, just look at his rotten disgusting face. I think it may be time to pass the Logan’s Run law, even if it means killing a few decent people. Old people are proving surprisingly dangerous.

One day, the kids will see the movie and ask, “Did it really happen like that?” And we will shake our heads sadly and explain that, no, it was so much stupider.

There are people who sincerely think he fired him because of the reasons he’s given. There could be video of him selling state secrets to the Russians and he won’t lose support. He could say he’s colluding with Russia and people (including reps and senators ) will still support him. It’s baffling.

And the scary thing is...he always gets away with it.

Didn’t Nixon do something like this?

When practicing for the RNC, I lined my kids up on the couch and made them listen to me countless times!

Your mission is to befriend her and turn her to our side (if she isn’t already). Good luck, soldier.

Money can’t buy you class.

“Perhaps your president doesn’t feel like he needs to prove anything anymore because he’s done it all,” Sebag-Montefiore muses.

You have quite a typo there. “Love Is A Many-Splendored Thing” is the actual title of the song.

I believe it’s “love is a many splendored thing” as “a many splendid thing” is syntactically impossible.