Haha, sister!! <3 

Man, I don’t know when these stories started getting out of hand, but this contest is a lot less fun when the majority of the comments are overly long,  obviously fake, and extremely poorly written.

Yay! Someone who is as old as I am.

Cool, you have ovaries and have used them to their fullest abilities. It’s probably not germane to the conversation you’re trying to force me to listen to.

What I hate even more is "As a mom...."

It’s called projection. They think she’s ugly and so they assume that everyone else is saying she’s ugly.

$130,000.

I loved it too! Getting to see the other parks was fantastic, and shout out to Kiksuya which was an overall amazing episode (I’m so bummed Zahn McClarnon didn’t get an Emmys nomination for it).

Also, it’s hard to tell b.c it looks like she has her wedding band on too?  I thought you were supposed to wear the band 1st with the engagement ring going on top.  But yeah that shit is tacky/ugly. 

All she did - literally all she did - was sign a licensing royalty contract with Colourpop for a tube of lip gloss, after getting surgery to enhance her lips, and imply the kits were responsible. That’s it!She signed her name to the makeup they already produced. That’s the extent of her involvement.

The idea that this girl is “self-made” is insulting. Fuck that.

I’m sincerely confused, he seems to want to fight, but then by the end of his comment it seems like he also hates Trump and the people associated with him? Like there seems to be general agreement here. "Fuck you! I agree with everything you said!"

Clueless old here....wth does it mean?

Melania insists on squinting her bottom eyelids up in that weird way whenever a camera is on her. I don’t get it - in candid photos and photos of her when she was young she has wide eyes.

Oh, and technically, they’re palazzo pants, and in the 90-degree Arizona heat it was far too warm for a jacket.

I only mention this because she made her living on her physical appearance: she’s not an attractive woman. Thin lips, squinty eyes, something weird going on in the pelvic region, thin hair that even with expensive coloring manages to look boring.

Old people, apparently. My step kids and all of their friends (age range: late teens to early 20s) don’t give a rat’s ass who pees where, and are fully for using the bathroom of your choice. This upcoming generation is pretty decent, from what I’ve seen. 

I can think of a Dotard that’s highly concerned where people pee. Specifically in relation to his person.

“Hi, I’m Debbie Ann from Macon, Georgia. I’m 36 years old and my precious angel Bryleigh just took home the crown for Lil Miss Chitlin Grand Supreme. BUT NOW IT’S MY TIME TO SHINE!”

This is the whitest shit I have ever laid my eyes on, including my own skin.