Sean is excited about the wall because he heard it will be visible from Orbit.

And while we wait, all Trump voters better be lining the fuck up to pay the portion of MY fucking taxes used to build it. #whereareallofyoufuckersnow #cuzimreallynotpayingforit #thisshitwasyourssoownitandpayforit #dontbeshy #stepoutnowandclaimthisshit

Help us, Obi QuanYin-obi! You’re our only hope!

Paul Ryan backed the #neverTrump GOP here in Wisconsin and no-showed Trump events for the last few months of the election cycle in preparation for Paul Ryan 2020. That got derailed and Trump hasn’t let a grudge go since kindergarten so I assume Ryan will get bitch slapped back to our land of beer and cows sometime…

I need the ACLU, Dems and journalists to get this man impeached YESTERDAY. The fact he’s moving so fast to burn our country to the ground shows that he knows he’s got limited time. SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING.

He has people who are smart around him that have probably figured out how to take advantage of his narcissism. We continually underestimated what his team was able to do. He has smart people around him who are experts in how to use propaganda.

Don’t give him that much credit. He’s got the attention span of a gnat. He’s just an angry man in need of self approval. The rest to him is the distraction from the applause.

Omg. NOW I’M PICTURING HIM AWKWARDLY “MOUNTING” THE PHOTO AND FEEBLY HUMPING IT ALL HERKY JERKY AND WITH NO STRIDE.

Ohhhhh, but we need to give him a chance.

If he weren’t the P*OTUS this would be hysterically funny.

Yet 14-year-old girls handle it with more dignity every damned day.

I saw a headline about how Sean Spicer consumes 2.5 packs of gum a day before noon and for the eleventy-billionth time since January 2016 I found myself thinking “No, this must be The Onion, that can’t be real.” Only to follow the link to an article in which Spicer admits to chewing AND SWALLOWING something like 45…

You know, my SO told me about this, and I thought he was joking. (In my defense my SO didn’t know what specific day was being named a National Patriot Day, he helpfully suggested that it should be “the first Monday after the Super Bowl”). This is real life?? Making his own inauguration day a fucking holiday?? Even Kim…

So the entire Trump business empire (hah) is all a Potrumpkin Village, so to speak?

He’s a high ranking official under Putin. You think it’s easy to be Putins favorite boy?

Jan 1 was the start of a radically new budget in the Fool’s household for the purpose of saving a nest egg and generally not being stupid with money anymore, and I’m legit a little panicky about the fact that my Philosophy Miracle Worker is almost out. What am I going to doooooo? I neeeeeeeed it!!! (Anybody see where…

Part of me believes this was an early executive order because of the march. Trump is spiteful.

And sneakily referred to it as “that Mexico thing” as he signed it.

Doesn’t apply to tax returns for private citizens. And rightfully so, consider the implications of that.

Great, all the idiots who flunked history are now running the government.