Kellyanne’s shoes are shabby af.

Yes, she certainly has bad roots, both literally & figuratively

I have an irrational anger at Donald Trump for the bottom half of all his children’s faces. I look at Marla Maples and then Tiffany and it just pisses me off that he gave her that jaw. I have rational anger at Trump for a good many other things, but his kids’ jaws infuriates me for some reason.

For god’s sake Huma, where’s your coat, girl?

As big as it is, it still won’t close around his wide feminine hips.

I feel sorry for her. She’s gorgeous, but so over-botoxed she can barely smile. She must be hella insecure, and Cheeto probably insults her regularly to keep it that way.

Melania’s outfit looked great, but her hair was a no.

Button your fucking coat, buffoon. Your lucifer’s tongue tie is flapping everywhere.

In terms of style, time & place appropriateness, and sheer gamesmanship:

god his fucking voice

Listen, bitchlette, he didn’t have to run for president. He could have gone on with his businesses, making deals, not paying his taxes, not paying his bills, living in his gilded bubble, and doing whatever it is he does to stay in the news. He chose to run for president. He chose to channel Greg Stillson to gain…

Kelly Anne Conway thought it was a good idea to leave the house this morning dressed like a nutcracker, why the fuck would I take any of her advice?

Always find myself kind of perplexed that a guy who can install a fancy hair weave manufacturer right next door to his personal office doesn’t seem to have a tailor.

Looking like Napolean, currently.

Let’s go with this is a Gucci troll job. They put this...outfit...together and then convinced Conway is was FABULOUS and only she could pull it off perfectly.

Agree. She looks good. DT looks like shit. I want to take a pair of scissors and lop off the bottom of his ridiculously long tie.

i think that melania does herself no favors standing next to FLOTUS. the genuine warmth next to the steely coldness of excess botox and lack of a soul is very jarring.

i hate her, i hate her rat face, and i believe she has the same cluelessness re: class vs wealth as her boss does. ive never understood the phrase “the clothes we wearing her” until this very minute

Guys my anxiety is outta control. Is this what the next 4 years is going to be?

I have to disagree with Cher. He’s very believable as a narcissist.