Eeeew I thought at first they were holding hands in the pics. Ew ew ew

He must be taking How To Get Along With People lessons from his great friend, DJT.

Tacos are a meal! I mean snacks like boiled peanuts and Moon Pies!

Bless you, I’ve been there too. Baby #2 in 1979 with no kidneys and a large brain tumor. *hugs*

I’m coming and bringing Prof. Gothick and Baby Gothick, and we will bring snacks.

Fellow cat lovers (catamites? lol), I have a slight problem with my three and don’t know how to correct it. Every morning when I get up, my cats are evidently so thrilled and delighted to see me, they follow me around nipping at any area of my exposed flesh to show me how much they love me and how happy they are that…

What’s with all the yellow feathers in the background? Big Bird is an anti-choice r?

On top of all the other reasons I cannot stand this baboon we have elected POTUS, I especially hate him for his insulting Obama when he speaks of how awful our country has been for 8 years. President Baboon, sir, you are not fit to shine Obama’s shoes and deep down you know it.

How do dead people even vote? I have this mental image of the Walking Dead shuffling into the polling places and heaving their rotting carcasses into the voting booths-- wouldn’t someone, like, notice?

Help us, Obi QuanYin-obi! You’re our only hope!

Is there anything Freudian in the name Abbas? Does it biblically mean fathers, or something?

Every day since the election there are new horrors. Every. Single. Day.

I knooow! If I’m gonna spend a lot of cash on mascara, I want to see LOTS of product on my lashes! Screw that natural look. Currently loving Better Than Sex, and also Physicians’ Formula with the fibers.

President Baboon must be eyeing the UN building as a Trump Hotel.

Price is a doctor. He will make damn sure that doctors can continue to be very, very wealthy people.

Shit. NPR? Not NPR! I’m too poor to afford Sirius and there’s nothing else to listen to in the car here in Redneckistan but church radio and country music.

It’s not about the precious babies at all, it’s about the S-E-X. Women should not be whoopin’ it up without consequence. Enjoyed your little roll in the hay? Well, here’s your punishment/baby!

Confused. Who sets the budget/is paying for them to get fixed up for the inaugural? DJT? The taxpayers? Help me out here.

At least if he stays out of the White House, we will have the small comfort of him NOT redecorating it in gold leaf and ceiling murals.

The book was so bad, I couldn’t even finish the free sample on my Kindle. It read like it was written by Donald Trump bad.