*brake not break

Help us, Obi-Warren Kenobi. You’re our only hope!

I know, right? Last night I kept waiting for her to talk about it, but didn’t happen. However! RM can draw the threads together on any story better than anyone, and she sure did a masterful job of it with the Exxon thing. Maybe she sees the pee thing as a dangerous distraction from the more serious issues.

He also bizarrely said that he tells people “all the time” that there are tiny hidden cameras in hotel rooms all over the world when you travel: “I tell many people, be careful. You don’t want to see yourself on television... Again, not just cameras. All over.”

The best thing about Peegate is that no one will ever be able to talk to or about DJT again without thinking of it, and trying to suppress a giggle. I tweeted at him this morning to remind him of this.

I’m all out of snarks today, so came here to say this re autisim: Awhile back I read there was a theory floating around that there might be a connection between today’s autism explosion and the sonograms, 3D and other, that’s done routinely nowadays on pregnant women. I think you can even get them in photobooths at…

Rachel Maddow said something to the effect of “..what a small, cruel thing to do.”

He’s a trashy person with a lot of money, and the real upper-class folks in NYC have never given him the time of day. And don’t you know, it just eats him alive. He has never learned that money can never buy class, no matter how rich you are.

I was always told that the female symbol represented a hand mirror, because women always looking at themselves in the mirror and primping and whatnot. Tell ya what, let’s occupy the ‘male’ symbol and show some testosterone-fueled strength!

Do you like Appling?

How, pray, would keeping the cameras rolling when MC started to mess up give a ratings boost? By the time people called or texted their friends like, hey y’all, turn on your TV, Mariah’s performing at Times Square and she’s really fucking up, and the friends have to stop what they’re doing, channel surf, and find the…

Bibi’s a thug. Always has been.

Saw them at Baby Gothick’s place for the first time, on TV with the sound turned off, and thought hmm, that boy in the hat is really cute. Watched it all the way through with no sound, and had no idea who they were until just now.

Prof and I spent 2 weeks in Denmark and Sweden in mid-October, it was cold as hell, (well 30s, but we’re Southerners) and never once did I see this word or any reference to the concept, but I did notice a couple of things the Swedes especially do all the time- candles. Not the Pumpkin Spice/Cinnamon Apple/Clean Cotton…

Viet Nam was the Rock & Roll War.

I’ve been replying with just a one-word “Liar.” to his tweets, but apparently that’s not bold/artistic/dramatic enough for Himself to notice. Got to step it up somehow...

57?? Jesus God, I’m 6 years older than her and I’m still running around in skinny jeans and stilettos.

“I’m not going to wear a dowdy dress down to here. I’m going to wear a skirt up to here. I got good legs, so I show them!”

Nearby there will be a black plastic divided platter with cut-up celery, carrot sticks, cherry tomatoes and broc/cauliflower chunks surrounding a thing of ranch dip. Classy!

I like her in the same way I like Dolly Parton- not taking themselves seriously, figurative winks to the audience. RIP ZZ.