Oh, FFS. This whole bag check thing wouldn’t have anything to do with Delta Sigma Theta being a historically black sorority, would it? Naah!

By all means talk on your phone. There’s nothing more satisfying than ripping a big noisy shit in the middle of someone else’s phone conversation, then listening to them try to pretend they’re not in the bathroom.

If I hear someone using a cell phone in a multi-stall bathroom I make as much toilety noise as I can to let the person on the other end of the phone know, that the person they’re speaking with is on the pot.

I feel your pain. Multi-stall bathrooms are awful. People talk on the phone and to each other and my sphincters clinch up and I know I’m going to get a UTI or something because EVERYONE SHOULD BE QUIET IN THE BATHROOM.

Having now read the letter in full, it seems kind of disingenuous to say that they support the decriminalisation of sex work when they are explicitly against decriminalising the buying of sex. Also, the petition’s use of words like pimping, brothel-owning, and sex-trafficking are ill-defined. The Amnesty proposal…

“Bought and sold in the sex trade” /= prostitution. They are not for decriminalization of prostitution. Please stop saying this.

This. A friend recently had an affair with a married coworker, and justified it to herself because “His wife is crazy!” I’d be crazy too if my husband was fucking around with someone half his age, while I stayed home with his kids.

I got no sympathy for the last story. It’s not even WTF worthy. Walk your lazy ass to the restaurant, three blocks is not a fucking Arctic expedition.

No amount of evidence or logic will ever convince an idiot that he is not the special star-shine that Jesus sent down from heaven and can do whatever he wants with his toys.

This is the dumbest comment ever. First of all, it actually happened. People were there. Drones were there. It was real, nitwit. Secondly, the copters must HOVER before entering sometimes or fly very slowly (for copters) over the vehicles to drop the water and put out the fire. The drones there, making contact with…

Anti-vaxxers make me so angry. If you don’t want to vaccinate, then don’t. But like all choices, there are consequences. You should should expect to deal with limitations on where you can let your little bundle of infection expose other people.

*Democratic candidate.

Bernie is far from a Republican.

Yup. Or in Texas speak: Fuck all ya’ll, I got mine.

Literally what

But there’s not actually any evidence yet that the mother intentionally left her baby on the side of the road, so maybe put your outrage-mobile back into neutral until there are actual facts to go off of?

“special biological proof “

No! Why is it so hard to carry your popcorn bucket out to the trash!?

Nah, its cool, since magical gremlins pick up your trash there.

Let’s converse about this. It’s something I think about A LOT lately. There are infinite choices and opportunities in the world, even when we think there are not, and yet most peeps stay in the same shitty job year after year. I’m one of those peeps and I’m trying to take steps to get out. Your comment about the soul…