Hey, thanks for that detailed description of your penis and your sexual technique. We love hearing about individual dicks and how their men feel about them, regardless of how apropos they are to the subject at hand (even more than we like seeing unsolicited pictures of them!). You've alleviated a serious shortcoming…

I sat in a lecture of hers during her run for congress and finishing her PhD, she is literally a walking fusion reactor.

This will be a productive conversation that ends well.

Its what Katniss kraves.

If you are like me you went to school and know the difference between "your" and "you're."

Cool story bro.

Go home, SilentPyre. You're drunk.

I'll just leave the first 40 seconds of this as an example of how I remember Presbyterian Church as a kid.

i can't believe i just read all of that

In my opinion, "Thin-shaming" falls under the same category as misandry and reverse-racism. It's not to say that it doesn't happen or that it doesn't exist, but what people need to realize is that when you come from the perspective of the privileged class, there's a huge difference in (pardon the pun) weight being…

This reminds me of when white people say stupid shit like "why isn't there a white history month" or "why can't there be white pride parades" or talk about that one time a poc was mean to them. Just another example of ignoring your privilege.

If John Stewart emailed me I'd probably get pregnant.