No, these fuckers want to play the long game. These losers are hoping they can impregnate and trap a woman. Then she’ll HAVE to marry him and then he can demand sex on the regular! Or if she catches an STD, then she can die alone because sleeping around means you deserve that.

I’m 99% sure he is a a tall hobbit (the size of a normal human). He has disproportionately wide feet, walks around barefoot everywhere, and would love to have six meals a day.

This is a man with 6 kids. He knocked up his girlfriend in high school. He’s a complete idiot and/or has a pregnancy fetish.

Only partially true. My boyfriend is Asian and isn’t exactly hairless. It’s like all his body hair migrated down to below his knees to the top of his feet. I think he might be a hobbit.

I don’t play 3v3. I did see it a number of times during Mei’s Snowball Fight.

I’ll panic ult as Mercy and revive people into a terrible situation, thus giving someone on the other team Play of The Game.