Now do we have to hear about how he’s being blackballed when nobody signs him because he’s stupid?

That could go for anything though. I mean prison rape is expected behavior so why bother. Women in white collar positions? Get out if you don’t like being harassed, it’s the status quo. Killed in a bank robbery? Should have chosen something kinder and gentler, it’s a job hazard. I know those are hyperbolic comparisons…

This post makes zero sense. You are mad at your “imaginary friends” for being mad at the “left” for an imaginary leftist having an imaginary rant but you would join them if the imaginary leftist was more militant? If you asked your imaginary friends to respond to your post would they agree with your assessment or…

Speaking of an elitist bubble. Written by a dude named fucking Hamilton Nolan on a fancy ass website. Stick to investing in your 401K. Don’t act like you know the struggle any more than your parachute parents. It’s cute that you care about us though.

But he still set a record for landed and attempted quads and almost pulled off the medal upset. This seems like a personal attack on a young American athlete.

Right, but in the end we’ll all remember Chen for his awesome long routine and the six quads and remember Rippon as the dude who was a pretty good skater and enjoyed being interviewed. That’s the difference. Neither one medaled but Chen was close and Rippon never stood a chance.

Right? It’s a total self fellating feminist viewpoint. We should all love it. It clowns on everything you hate while propping up your self loving viewpoints. Like an internet pat on the back. It’s fucking awesome.

Is gay a negative thing again? Like we’re ok to make fun of people being gay again? Thank god. Makes comedy so much easier. Or only people we think might be gay, we can call them gay as a slur? Or is it only public figures? Or only people we suspect as not being out (that sounds like middle school though)? I’ll just…

I’m not really seeing how this is racist. He’s doing an impersonation of an Asian-American person with an accent. If that’s racist we could point out plenty of racist things from other comedians throughout time. Not that these guys are that funny but that seemed to be their goal. I don’t really see how it sets…

I can only imagine.

A few well placed rounds could’ve stopped this tragedy and rid of us a few Philly fans.

If he was white he would’ve been tased.

Orange is the new white and he’s been in charge for awhile now. His solution is to build golf courses.

I feel like a broken record, but maybe the overpopulation is the issue, not the water. I live in California and we have the same problem. A bunch of rich farmers living in a desert complaining about not enough water being sent to them artificially from mountains hundreds of miles away. Maybe the problem is too many…

Is that a magic solution though? I really don’t know but I would imagine the byproduct of desalinization is brine. Is that naturally recovered by the oceans and balanced out in mass quantities? Like I said, I don’t know, just curious. I’m always on the reduce human population growth to a net negative bandwagon... but…

Water probably isn’t the problem. It’s a supply-demand thing. Water remains pretty constant, people are the problem.

Agreed. To be fair it should go both ways though. Players these days get away with a lot of mad mugging after a dunk or block that probably deserves a hard shot to the cheek. Or at least a taunting penalty.

Nah, honestly I’m not great at technology or math or commenting. But you changed you’re statement from awesome at technology to love technology. There are millions of people who love basketball but only hundreds that are awesome at it. What I was trying to say is all your numbers are overinflated. There is definitely…

Right? I’d happily make a racist comment against the President if it got me a corner office and fat salary.

I meant only 0.1% of the male population, not in the field. I’m including my Grandpa, and the guy begging for money on the corner, and the guy working at McDonalds.