Right? If getting a girl wasn’t so hard rapists wouldn’t have to rape. If winning a Super Bowl wasn’t so hard Patriots wouldn’t have to cheat. If business wasn’t so hard Madoff wouldn’t have to steal. If telling the truth was so hard Trump wouldn’t have to lie.

A civil offense is a crime. The term illegal also denotes the fact that it’s a crime. Changing lanes without using your blinker is a crime. Throwing a gum wrapper on the ground is a crime. Why would entering a foreign country uninvited not be a crime?

So having car insurance but not having the up to date documentation on hand at the time is the same as not being a citizen and not ever having legal documentation or ever been a legal citizen is the same thing? You’re obviously trolling. Being an undocumented citizen is illegal unless you just left your documents at…

The edge-iness is strong with this one. I bet you didn’t like Super Troopers either.

Sensible people in America are raised the same way. Unfortunately the fact that we’re a nation of immigrants means we’re a nation of mixed values as well. There are a lot of loudmouthed fools and people who walk on the wrong side of the sidewalk here and we deal with it every day. Many people are more concerned with…

Are you talking about bitcoin or just money in general? You’re saying “all income” in italics like I have to spend almost everything I make and save nothing for retirement like that’s a good thing. So people who blow their entire income on rims, cigarettes, and Starbucks are rewarded by not having to pay taxes they…

https://www.wired.com/story/history-of-the-first-viral-video/

Was that before the man destroying his keyboard and office cubicle? I guess I can just Google it but I just read an article where it said that was the first viral video. Kind of hard to judge what’s officially viral though.

The problem is assuming that there are 5% women who are awesome at technology. That number seems high for either sex. Maybe 0.1 percent of men are awesome at technology while the others are outside the industry or not awesome at it. (also the supposition that there is no need for an entire sex in an entire industry…

Obviously this guy sucks but is he really a typical rich person? Would Bill Gates or Richard Sherman or the guy that owns your local Home Depot or Oprah or the guy that won that lottery that one time or Mark Zuckerberg act like this? Maybe Zuckerberg. But that’s not typical. The whole just another shit white male…

Wages lower further? I heard they’re asking for a $15/hour minimum wage in Minnesota now. I’m not arguing your point about uneducated people with no skills deserving less money but it seems like they’re doing ok.

Have you tried encouraging them to get a better job? That sounds like a shitty setup. My wife works for Target and they do all they can to avoid paying more than they have to, but I guess it’s par for the course when they’re trying to keep costs low and it’s not exactly rocket science. They work people for 7.45 hours…

Definitely wasting his time in this bullshit sport.

I noticed that too. I’m thinking the logic behind these charts can’t possibly be run by an actual statistics engine. Not just this game but I’ve seen many where the swing is a once in a millennial type thing. Granted this game was crazy and I’m not a math person but that can’t be right.

Millions of dollars change hands from one side of the spread to the other is what happens. To further the pain, Keenum kneels it to solidify a top ten all time bad beat.

And the “I have white friends” defense is always solid.

Why?

Now I’m confused too though, What does super cranked mean? Properly bent over a baseball and taped to keep the shape before wearing? Or super cranked as in perfectly flat and with a sticker on it like you’re a crank addict? I’m thinking most frat boys these days wear the straight brim but I’m honestly confused by the…

Why is it I’m forced to wear a hard hat, safety shoes, arc flash clothing, safety glasses, and tag out any possible hazard at my job.... while football players are allowed to smash each other in the head and wrestlers can pull scaffolding down on top of co-workers? OSHA doesn’t regulate big money I guess. Rhetorical…

I think you’re missing the joke. It’s the Hillary, Barack, and Ellen self fellatio.