“Nadia. Where do you want to eat food from tonight.”
“Just saw commercial for movie with child murder clown. Let us eat there, Mikhail.”
“Agreed. His being in sewer makes me hunger for deliciousness of McNugget feast.”

Russia sure loves clowns. Look how hard they worked to get one elected as President of the United States!

Not their fault that fucking Nazis are pop culture again, broseph.

Delete your account.

I didn’t catch on to the metaphorical language at first so I thought they literally murdered the character on the show and there was going to be some joke about her corpse being under the floorboards.

I doubt you’ve ever seen one without paying for it.

“Oh, ho-ho! Sling your stones, sir! They shall bounce off me like the palm of my hand on the buttery smooth backside of a frightened adolescent boy! I say, I wonder if the male denizens of black twitter would be open to receiving an invitation to dine...on my genitals! Oh, aren’t I a scamp? White power,…

My toddlers are really into dinosaurs, so they watch a lot of the Land Before Time movies.

Totally. Which is what is fun about truly compelling characters like him. You can go however deep you want into their history, or they can remain simply a force of malevolence.

Yeah, seriously, Trump is losing a war of words with a country whose foreign policy is a mix of issuing angry nonsense insults and firing missiles into the sea.

Stupid man-babies need the most attention!

Initially read that as “Tonight, on Battle of the Man-Boobies...”

I click on anything that says Mike Judge.

Yeah, well, Trump base are the ones who are getting screwed by him and yet are still defending him. Logic is dead, just like facts.

I really like the show, but its fandom is one of the worst I’ve ever seen. A bunch of people seem to think that the show endorses Rick’s behavior and philosophy and...no, it realllllly doesn’t.

Ah, the days before the internet when rumors like that could spread with impunity.

Go tie an onion to your belt old man.

Exactly. Kelly was so outraged by what Trump said that he immediately continued to work for Trump!

This is not a reasonable discussion

I’m going to hazard a guess that you find a lot of things depressing.