Yes Mr. Caulfield, everyone who isn’t you is a phony.

“I tried to sound deep. I put effort into my writing. I thought it was clever to write some cliche ‘Liberals are fucking up everything!’ diatribe.

Videodrome. Probably my favorite Cronenberg film. Polluted by what a piece of shit James Woods is.

After getting his ass beat by Pesci in two Scorsese films, it was rather nice to see him dish it out in Casino. A great actor.

What is the metric for putting comments on top. It doesn’t seem to be chronological or most starred/recommended comment. What starts off as the first comment will later be the 3rd or 4th one down. So as you read the comments someone replying will say “as X said above” and the comment being referenced shows up later.

By far, my favorite thing about the Kinja crossover is how a significant portion of the top comments are from racist trolls and the general discourse of the site has shifted to general assholery. That’s just the best.

AV Club Alum is a strange euphemism for “guy we fired because we weren’t prepared to pay $350 a month for a decently written, well liked column”

James Woods sucks. Now that I got that out of the way...I’m now being followed by a butt. A butt with a woman’s name. What does this butt want? Is this a Kinja feature? “Welcome to Kinja we hope you enjoy your time with us. Here’s a bikini-clad butt account to follow everything you type!”

ALLEGEDLY!

I’ll still always think Malkovich would make a perfect Tommy Wiseau. I’ll see the movie but I don’t trust Franco completely.

No, I don’t think so. Parker and Stone want to have it both ways. Biting satire and also complete irreverence. But their nihilistic libertarian views shrine through pretty frequently. They’re whole thing is “we’re too cool to care”. It can be funny, but it can be pretty troubling too.

Their only sin, really, is caring about anything. It’s like, chill out, dude. Nothing matters, can’t you see?

As South Park has taught me White Supremacists are just as bad as everyone else.

His dick gets more business than YouTube.

what’s with the overly eerie dramatic music in the background?

Ben Folds Five?

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I find crashing into Vermont to be far more pleasant.

“You can accomplish a lot just by creating fear and panic.”

Alex Jones tweeted the storm was a ‘category six’ (there’s no such thing as a category six hurricane). The right wing’s in trouble if they can’t coordinate their disinformation campaigns.