I used to be with It. But then they changed what It was. Now what I’m with isn’t It and what’s It seems weird and scary to me. It’ll happen to you!

You’re not my supervisor!

“You know what would make a good story?
Something about a clown who makes people happy,
but inside he’s real sad.
Also, he has severe diarrhea.”

I hear you. I hear you. I’d also like to work “eldritch horror” into the conversation if I may.

Her entire career seems based on willfully embracing evil, rather than just being too dumb to recognize it. Less of a Stepford wife and more of a wraith, or some lower order of demon.

Mine is Kraft Mac & Cheese. The less it’s dressed up to imitate real Mac & Cheese, the better IMO. Water, not milk. And no real cheese added or any of that. It’s a completely phoney pseudo-food and it seems to taste better when you embrace that.

I feel like shit every time I eat it, but...

I love everything about this.

I read you, baby, loud and clear. There’s definitely a disconnect between the community and the content. I’m certainly very lazy, but it does feel hard to keep up with both at the same time.

Before Kinja the comment section would already be chock full of lively discussion from people way smarter than me. Now I have to live with my own stupid thoughts...

I’m here, although I don’t know how long this post will be pending.

I’m too drunk to taste this chicken. - Col. Sanders

I don’t use the word “hero” very often. But you. Are the greatest hero. In American history.

Seriously though, that is very brave. I’m glad it worked out.

Ten bucks is ten bucks. And twenty bucks is twenty bucks. But thirty!...

Ten bucks is ten bucks. And twenty bucks is twenty bucks. But thirty!...

I’m spending so little time at the AVClub that I’m actually accomplishing work. I’m afraid.

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