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I mean, it’s pretty rude to ask a softball question of a soccer coach.

Yeah but nothing beats winning the dectuple of the Premier League, Champions League, FA Cup, League Cup, Cup Winners Cup, Charity Shield, Cup Winners Winners Cup, Premier Champions Cup Shield, FA Cup Charity Shield, and Champions Premier FA Cup Winners Charity League Shield.

tbh i doubt they’ll even hear about it

tbh i doubt they’ll even hear about it

I’m sure the million ethnic Muslim Ugyhurs residing in the Xinjiang re-education camps will be happy to hear about the NBA’s commitment to Chinese fans as they assemble for their 5 a.m. re-education seminar. It will make their morning rice gruel taste so much sweeter.

Corn flakes over bran flakes is a VERY exciting day in the Buck household

Iiiiiiiiiiiiin West Philadelphia

I also call my circulatory system the “police station,” because it is statistically very likely to kill a young man of color.

Maybe if you didn’t wear 4-6 shirts to bed you would not sweat so much at night.

I wish her the bejst.

“That’s like re-segregating the country, why would we want that? Besides of course the reasons Tucker Carlson and I lay out every night.”

GO!

I’m honestly a little impressed that the Raiders have been able to surprise me with their new levels of incompetence. Fining a talented player over something stupid and then suspending him for being mad about the fines is just a beautifully innovative new way to suck as an organization.

It seems fitting that ‘MLS at its very best’ would result in a tie.

Manfred is the Spanfeller of sports commissioners.

Yankee fan still waiting to see Zito, Mulder, or even Harden in Pinstripes

His advice: Get a federal permit to kill one of the vultures, then hang it in a tree or other spot where other vultures can see it for miles around.

Gedion Zelalem is a USL starter, MLS reserve for Kansas City. Why is he referenced in this article at all?