Why does ARod have a rental car and why is he parking two blocks from the stadium?  Isn’t part of being rich that you don’t have to jack around with Avis and parking lots?

Consisting of one 500,000$ bill.

My bet:  a cheap camera, cheap laptop, cheap necklace, and a bag full of $500,000. 

yeah, but you have facial features and a personality - two things that a-rod is unburdened by, and you cant have burgled.

So that’s Coutinho to be unveiled by 11:30 tomorrow then!

+1 co-sign

Sino wave generator.

At the top of a beanstalk. Also they are required to add “FOFUM” to the end of their name.

Thanks!

also it was later shown on video evidence that she was farting underwater, propelling her body forward faster and leaving her competitors behind to deal with wandering fart bubbles

“Let’s cut to the chase. This is a good deal for Calgary,”

Szczęsny, you can get out of Arsenal but never get the Arsenal out of you. 

Have to fully toe the line to not be gray these days.

sure, you SAY fifa rankings are capricious, but don’t you remember in 2006 when the usmnt ranked fourth in the world, winning the world cup later that summer i assume, can’t remember any of their knockout games that year

I think you mean Digimon

Not sure what you mean, this is all Magic the Gathering.

We all know who did it, and what happened to it:

The article is really dumb, but I’m glad it exists if only so that you had the opportunity for this gem.

that’s just smart planning

At the very end of that Twitter clip it looks like two Cameroon players are being treated for fainting on bottom of a celebratory pile-up, one being loaded onto a stretcher. Nothing scares me more than the thought of getting stuck at the bottom of one of those, so I made sure to never have enough athletic prowess to…