He got his bell rung.

The one who screams to pull over when you’re running from the cops. That shit takes a lot of concentration, damnit. Don’t interfere

A meeting in Dearborn:

I just assumed you'd want to be in the loop on all that stuff.

What about a mattress?

That would ruin the center of gravity. Shame on you Patrick, shame.

I drove it downtown a bit with the top down when the SXSW crowd was at a maximum. If being a douche in this car is wrong, I don't want to be right.

OK, but you could have made a kick ass pizza with all the other stuff you bought.

The house is a rental, a more permanent option is coming soon. Also WHO THE FUCK CARES

• McLaren 650S

If you buy a 50lb bag of dog food does it have to ride shotgun?

i would comission a Lincolnized Mustang GT to show Ford what they are doing wrong.

Regardless, it looks fabulous.

I'm amazed how there hasn't been a write up yet about how Top Gear is officially canceled for EVER, for LIFE as Clarkson is gone for good THE WORLD IS OVER AS WE KNOW IT WTF AM I SUPPOSED TO WATCH NOW, FIFTH GEAR!???!!!!

The 2016 Camaro: Because fuck headlights and fuck the upper part of the grill.
The 2016 Camaro: Because pillbox muscle cars are THE FUTURE of muscle cars.
The 2016 Camaro: The official car of racing people from stoplight to stoplight, even when nobody else is racing.

so they made a Mustang and put a camaro front fascia on it?

2016 Camaro.

Well you gotta hand it to that Honda...it managed to make it up that hill on its own accord.

"I want to drive the 430 today, but don't feel like moving the Porsche and Batmobile out of the way, first."