Anytime you’re copying Subaru’s styling, it’s going to be ugly. This looks like some designer traced all of the WRX’s styling elements to the new Civic, then spent the rest of the day watching porn on his phone in the bathroom.

Water cooled 2/10 would not date

i’ve got a crusty original chrome bumper for that in my garage- it would work well to smash those droopy headlights.

Those goofy headlights are not original. The original is much prettier.

Shame the front of that Ghia is ruined by that tasteless headlight modification...

one that did not have a cigarette lighter. Nope, check this old road test in Autocar and you will note that the Toronado had a cigar lighter.

Come to Oppo. We have stickers sometimes.

Damn, I thought it was a 74.

Weird, a country with a hardon for anti-hooning policies doesn’t want a production called “hoonigan” down there filming some hoon hooning around?

I’ve known a few Sarahs and I think you’re 3 year old’s take largely holds up.

Well if it’s true some of them have horns on them, then maybe long necks don’t play with three horns?

If you can’t manage a simple solder, please use this tutorial to seal your hood shut.

Your rules on wagons are the best ones ever. Thanks for that. Sadly I missed most of this, so I will have to catch up later. Did you cover Not-hatchbacks? i.e. the Porsche Macan? I mean, its not a wagon, its not an SUV. Its clearly just a lifted hot hatch, right?

i could listen to Jason all day :]

So, as a formerly licensed Property and Casualty Insurance professional, I’m interested to hear about the insurance coverages you obtained in advance of this expedition fraught with potential catastrophes.

Eventhough you’ve said you were nowhere near the trailer’s weight capacity...you probably were over it, and you were probably exceeding the maximum speed for the tires (those things are usually like 55mph).... plus you were exceeding the maximum load on the hitch and of the car’s towing capacity.

This is why I like double-axle trailers :)

Every time a concept image comes out like this, everyone at work is like:

The jet ski is the Guy Fieri of watercraft.

I’d rather vote Zapp than Trump.