Had to scroll way too far to see this.

So..... this is today’s music eh....

Millennials will never understand.

Ditches love Corvettes ;) always have, always will.

He’s either cheating on her or he’s actually playing Pokémon Go until 5 a.m.

Plus they smell so gooooood

Use 2 buckets when washing your car: one for the car “shampoo” (like meguiars gold class for OTC), and one to rinse and scrub your dirty chammy/microfiber mitt. While you’re at it, buy a grit guard and put it at the bottom of your bucket (i prefer it in my rinse bucket).

Might want to invest in a roll cage. Or Prepay for the pine box.

Good: not wadding up and abandoning control attempts outright

<3 Fiona 4ever

But I can get maple-flavored moose piss and it’s delightful.

Jalops gonna Jalop.

I know all about that. It's my fly day right now and I'm trying to be patient for the bus to the airport.

I am saddend by your lack of specicifity,

THIS IS THE BEST!!!!!!!!

My partner is Australian and I always wonder if he's subtly mocking my accent.

True story: I am Australian and the woman who runs the tuck shop at my school is named Keitha.

Any proof, because right off the bat, sounds like BS.

fuck off