Bobby, you’ve got the wrong person on this story. This is a job for Jalopnik’s Jason Torchinsky.

Like a champ, still got it

Cheech and Chong did this decades ago.

The original +5hp!

Semaphores. If it hasn’t got semaphores I’m not interested.

Yep. I always stay behind a semi until there’s enough room for me to pass it completely.

over the Hudson bay

how about a snowgo hotdogger?

Total jackass. Who the hell uses Comic Sans AND underlines it?

Image upload failed! You win again, Kinja.

To be fair, that is not Fort McMurrary that Margin of Error showed... This is Fort McMurrary (the actual city). It’s easy to present only one side of the argument.

I think it’s pretty clear that Canadian forest fires give zero fucks. And the trees are too dead to apoligise.

That motor is blown, I bet the compression is shot. Wont idle and blow by blew the oil cap off once it built preesure

I got confused when I saw an engine hoist and a bug(had a 67 and a 74 superbeetle back in the day) then i thought how ingenious a “car holder upper” .

And somebody forgot to close the hatch.

For the love of god man, don’t tell people to use a screwdriver. They WILL fuck up their cars and blame you. If you’re able to boil water, then you’ve used a “power tool” (unless you built a campfire to heat it up) so cave in and bust out the blow dryer. Combined with a plastic card of some type, it’ll get 90% of the…

Don’t saw with the floss, pull it through the adhesive foam, and then you still have to cleanup the half of the adhesive that didn’t come off.

I have nothing against de-badging, but I always thought “V8" and “4WD” were two badges that deserved to stick around.