Is it going to be the convertible? Something tells me he has a previous engagement and will decline the offer.

LOL, classic Predator joke!

[while hitting the car] stop...parking...on...the...handicap...space....douchebags!!

Hey I was expecting physical violence, like getting their asses tased. Instead, the cop just yelled at them to reprimanded them. It wasn't the most professional way, but I'm sure the swearing worked on the retard that takes off recklessly in a busy parking lot at night.

Hand drawn! Check out his blog for more: [miha-furlan-motorsport-art.blogspot.com]

Of course.

My eyes hurt when I saw so many zeros followed by the milli prefix.

why did you turn?

The diagonal line is known as the Vicky Mendoza diagonal by Barney, after a girl he dated who jumped back and forth across the line by shaving her head, then losing ten pounds, then stabbing Barney with a fork and finally getting a boob job.

Let's see how she ranks in the crazy/hot scale....

LOL, I'm a radiation worker and had never heard of the BED. Our Radiation Safety Officer always shows the high(er) natural radiation in a package of fertilizer during Work Safety Week, I'll tell him to bring a banana next time.

A nuke bomb is not as simple as uranium+detonator=boom. The Uranium nuclear reaction stopped at the quake because the control rods deployed automatically. The plant is now fighting to control the residual heat and the secondary reactions of the fuel rods themselves.

Face agrees.

I felt bad for him the second time he's tased and flips around from the pain but, dude, jumping off a police car is just asking for it.

Reminds me of this story. Verifone should warn about photo cameras too.

oops!

I can see he's a very fairly skilled electronics guy, but I think he should learn a bit of human interface systems. The keypad it's akward to operate and you have to flip pages and press several buttons just to turn the car, the radio or even the lights. It makes the usual controls redundant and distracting.

Why not? The small cog over the chain is the tensioner you need if you ride a single speed in order to compensate for the increasing slack of the chain.

You sir, are a dumber than me!

Banning this awesome plate because it encourages cannibalism. Damm Virginia DMV!