Cavs fan here.

Man, I kinda respect weirdos that are super passionate about some meaningless shit no one cares about.

What’s wrong with Bed, Bath, and Beyond? I like that place. It’s a convenient circular shape, and it smells pretty good.

Hang on. Is this dude bleeding from his asshole?

Oh, shit. I’ve made a huge mistake.

This is starting to feel like ‘09-’10, where The Cavs were trying desperately to keep Lebron and signed a bunch of has beens that lebron liked, theoretically because they were in “win now” mode (Antwan Jamison, Shaq).

*Your.

Sound man on Pieces should’ve gotten the shit cans. The mic’s too hot, baby. Too hot!

Have you watched this team post Lebron return?

Yeah, I’m pretty fucking great.

Yeah, I almost went with that, but figured I should keep it simple for RINGZZZZZZZ guy here.

What’s the joke there? That Lebron is bad at graphic design? That he’s a control freak?

“When we walked into the Peace Corp event we walked in and there was a receiving line and prior to walking they were all like dirty and grungy,”

You realize there are two teams in a basketball game, right?

Fuckin’ A, Bubba. I love his game. Dude just makes the right play.

I am a Cavs fan, and I thank Jeebus every day that James (I love calling him “James”- makes me feel like Hubie Brown. Nobody else calls him “James”) was born in a zip code close to 44115. It is a joy to watch this dude play, and he’s earned the right to do whatever he wants. I hope he stays but I could never hate him…

Cavs fan here. Watched the game last night, and this dude is a lot of fun.

Just think about how much of a shitheel you have to be to get dropped by a Hollywood talent agency...

Wham Rap? Cuz that shit is embarrassing.

I’m gonna go ahead and “well, actually” this one.