Will JuJu Smith-Schuster be in the Sithole or Bulltron Regional?

I think Tim Stillman sums it up well:

Fuck. This is Ellen’s fault.

Goddamit.

Fuck the Cubs.

Oh, my mistake. I thought it was just a song.

Will “Whole Lotta Woman” be the antidote to “All About That Bass” we need?

“filed by attorneys representing Summer Zervos in March; it was entered into the court file in September”

The Hawks will be butt.

Eh, I think McHales kinda right. Hardens kind of a turd

His base: “I hate socialized medicine. I prefer my Medicare.”

His entire policy is “repeal shit Obama did”

lawyers-

I’s say the “...en” family is in contention as well. Jayden, Braden, Caden, etc.

If judge doesn’t catch that ball (or if a normal sized human is playing there), you lose the series.

Jo Ann Fabrics. End of.

The Astros and Dodgers are clearly the best of what’s left.

This post should be framed and hung on a wall with the caption “Why everyone hates Yankee fans”

I’m too sad to read much about what people are saying, but if they are saying this is on Tribe pitching, they are wrong.

Except that he won the fucking series for you with a catch. Fuck this bullshit.