The Bowman/Redwings DNA in these teams runs deep. They play very much alike.
It’s going to take some ice cold nerves and some lucky bounces to weather the storm for both teams. I’m just glad there isn’t a bunch of gorillas smashing our defensemen in the glass every time the puck goes behind the goal.

Bolts fan here. If Cooper or a player came out and said their game plan after the goal was to try to nurse a single goal lead for 45 minutes, I might lose my mind. That’s certainly what it looked like.

Marian Hossa just christened Teuvo with a badass nickname.

Hawks fan here

Fair.

I hate those “talk about ...” non-question questions.

WTF is “Tiered Liability Tank”? It sounds like a variety of toxic paper that caused Lehman Brothers to go bankrupt.

I have to wonder how he can have any respectability with his team after this game? I mean LeBron totally shit on him, his players ignore him and I can’t see him as their coach next year.Curious to know what others think.

Adam Morrison looks awful.

I hate when coaches get too cute for their own good (see: Seahawks final play). Much like a pitcher with his top pitch, live and die by your best player in crunch time. He’s the best for a reason.

What was wrong with Blatt's first play?

Sorry. If Anna Wintour shows up at my house, I’m doing the Condé Nasté with her ASAP.

Bollocks, I’ll fuck Rupert Murdoch if I want to.

but but but but he’s so...soulful

Ditto Drake. Who brings a lint roller to a basketball game.

No offense, Leslie, but I’m pretty sure you’re on NPH’s unfuckable list, too.

oh GOOD POINT. Now he’s doubly unfuckable!

Ya, you’re wrong about Tom Brady. If a grown ass man wearing Ugg boots doesn’t make him unfuckable, an Apple watch isn’t really gonna make a difference

The (now-deleted) pre-block tweet in question:

hahah that’s awesome! i didn’t even notice it happening until people told me to chug my beer