I have to admit. It was pretty hot. Slamming the beer with the ball still in it was her instant reaction. If that’s not sexy, you’re dead.

I did. She said I wasn’t a good catch.

I would have proposed on the spot.

Mmmm... resin, dirt, and fertilizer.

I want her to have my babies

I was sitting two rows behind this, you can see my fleece in the video. It was amazing. It just landed in the cup and spun around like a golf ball. And then she slammed the beer. Another special Wrigley Moment™.

Fucking Chicago man.

Weird to see someone become the coolest right in front of your eyes.

Mom?

How the fuck do you maintain on a grip on the cup? Seems like it would go flying. Anyways I'm def swiping right on her, regardless.

Bitches love balls in their beer.

In the words of Louie, “I WANT TO DIP MY BALLS IN IT!!!!!!”

She is my new spirit animal. All hail, new spirit animal.

Try being a Penn State student or alum.

Minecraft will also teach them to expect money for nothing and chicks for free.

couldn't a woman run away from a rapist much the same way a dolphin swims away?

maybe not laughs, but this is sickening. you don't question his idea of "consent" at all. the dolphin did not give consent, full stop. what if this was a human woman we were talking about? would you still be as open to the idea? because it is functionally the same.

It seems that you wanted to snag an interview on a provocative subject matter for Jezebel and pulled your punches with him to secure it and to get his permission to run it. That's exactly what it seems like to me.

Yeah, it really bothers me that he's the "guy who had sex with a dolphin" and not "guy who abused a dolphin"

Adults always ruining it for the kids..