I believe that I fall into the "Fucking Bitch" category.

I think I'm an I Don't Care, I'll Do What I Want Bitch. Because I can go to Starbucks without analyzing the ever living fuck out of it.

Today I learned I am not a Basic Bitch. But I dunno what kind of Bitch I actually am. More research must be done.

I'm a woman and regularly tell other women I think they're beautiful. Sometimes men, but I try to be careful with them because they'll often assume I'm trying to bed them. Some people are just so striking I feel compelled to tell them so. I try to keep it to lovely hair, or nice shoes, or maybe even nice guns, do…

This hazing story is like.. The least offensive one I've ever read. Ever.

I know these lists are usually a bunch of gender essentialist nonsense, and for the most part this one is no exception. However, I think "Sometimes we're just not in the mood." is actually kind of important, because the idea that men are always up for sex at any time for any reason is actually pretty damaging.

I work at a doggie daycare, and I fart all the time secure in the knowledge that no one will hear over the barking, and I can just blame the smell on the dogs.

It's also great with lasagna! You know what else is good? Chocolate milk with crispy tacos. I thought I was REALLY alone in that one, until one day I found another person who likes it.

For every hair unwaxed, unplucked or unshaved, a penis sprouts after a year. In my case, that'd be pits full of penii, legs flowing with peni-cilia, and a Medusa-like groin of trouser snakes.

I always call it cricket legs and joke that I can play them like a violin.

The article neglected to mention that Veet will show the hirsute community it cares by introducing the Fuzzy-Wuzzy Curly-Wurly Foundation for Sensitivity to Chicks Who Look Like Dudes or Whatever.

To think I loved you, Janeway. TO THINK I LOVED YOU!

I'm giving 3-1 odds on gay sex.

I'm sorry, but I will take this "bride wars" shit seriously the day men's media outlets release a million competing articles nitpicking groomsman duties and mocking men who ask their friends to do too much/too little or who throw overly conventional/quirky/cheap/expensive/whatever weddings. Weddings are optional and…

I don't have a problem with the idea that, if you're not paying and just mooching off another account, that you don't have a right to complain.

The only way I could get through them was by disassociating and focusing on the stupidest thing: it doesn't even rhyme properly.

It's bad that we're looking to the Clinton impeachment as the "good days"

Struggling artist continues to struggle while others succeed. Cry me a river.

I'm a software developer. For years I believed that anybody can code. I never saw the complexity that others saw. However, after attempting to teach several people how to code, I've succeeded with some, but failed with the majority. The reality is you need to possess a level of logical thinking that not everybody…