Claire Underwood?

"And don't be afraid to act more confident about your body than you actually feel. Sometimes I do that, and I find it actually boosts my self-esteem." -my life, and the only reason i have had sex in the last two years. (Drunk me thinks i'm hot. She's also a bitch. But hey, she has all the fun)

Okay, we have to find a way to have Marilyn Hagerty review a strip club.

The problem is that the game is a part of what we are. There are so many things about human interaction that don't make sense from a cold objective position, but we do them anyway. Not because we're daft or ignorant, but because we're human.

Your joke is making me laugh (50 humor points to House MissGenX). But it also serves to bring up a great point—ANYTHING can be sexualized. OMG. That's why these types of bans are so dumb. Ban leggings. Ban mini-skirts. Ban tight-jeans. My boyfriend thinks I look sexy in baggy sweats and old t-shirts. So let's ban…

I'm wavering between sad, disappointed, angry, and then not surprised.

Yep.

May I, oh writer if the oath, redistribute your message amongst my fellow designers and may I, if it pleases the gods of adobe, hang this oath upon our walls. Forever to remind us of the oath we didnt (but really should) swear to.

OH GOD HER CROTCH HAS TURNED INTO A BLACK HOLE OH GOD RUN FOR YOUR LIVES

I WANT IT I HATE IT I WANT IT I HATE IT I WANT IT I HATE IT I WANT IT I HATE IT I WANT IT I HATE IT I WANT IT I HATE IT I WANT IT I HATE IT I WANT IT I HATE IT I WANT IT I HATE IT I WANT IT I HATE IT I WANT IT I HATE IT I WANT IT I HATE IT I WANT IT I HATE IT I WANT IT I HATE IT I WANT IT I HATE IT I WANT IT I HATE IT…

If you don't have facts or data or common sense on your side, children's rhymes are probably your best communication option.

Oh, you forgot to mention, the tweet that said "I've only been with like one guy" was accompanied by a picture of a cave. A fucking cave. What a perfect way to illustrate WHY women will lie about the number of partners they've had. When one has to deal with the absurd myth that more sex = stretched-out, broken…

So what if she has a PhD? Do you think a PhD is like a vaccine against believing in bullshit? Because it really, really, really doesn't. I work in academia. Ppl with PhDs are less susceptible to unscientific nonsense than the average person, but they are not immune. I've met ppl with advanced degrees in science who…

I only have an associates in Strumpetry but am enrolled in an online certification program for Tarting about Town with a concentration in Galavanting. I aspire to be a full-fledged Slut and Master Whore one day, adjunct teaching at several schools, spreading cheer and lasciviousness to all who enroll in my classes.…

We could make deals. The Black Hills for blanket permission to appropriate Lakota culture, the Finger Lakes for blanket permission to appropriate Five Nations culture, etc, etc.

"Toxins." ALWAYS with the "toxins."

My last boyfriend, even before he met me, carried a couple pads and tampons around in his bag for his female-bodied friends. He did this because once, a friend of his got her period at dinner in a fancy restaurant. She accidentally ruined the chair because she didn't notice it at first. She didn't have anything with…

My fiance learned this year that women do not pee out of their vaginas. facepalm

Responding to a satirist with harrumphy self-importance typically goes really, really well.

What is it with men and whining about rejection? Do they honestly feel they are entitled to fuck anyone they want to? I've been rejected by plenty of men, you know who I don't hate as a group? MEN.