Who the fuck drinks Budweiser?

WHAT THE HELL KIND OF PLANE DOESN'T HAVE A TOILET WITH A DOOR??

And here I was starting to get worried that I'd go the whole week without one of your stories making me sob.

You can make-out with her (tongue on tongue),

I apologize for coming off as a twitlet. It isn't the sight of pink so much as the blatant exploitation of a very good cause for corporate gain alongside the general ignorance surrounding the other cancers that affect women exclusively that really grinds my gears.

Oh hell yes - it's been a golden goose for years now. So much so that some companies actually forecast the annual bump in ROI during that month into their budgets.

Do you feel sorry for these guys too?

Seriously. If anyone wants to post photos of me picking my teeth and watching old episodes of "Louie," they can go right ahead.

Just that one? My God, there are so many good moments...

Insurance fraud is rampant in Russia, which is one of the many reasons so many drivers carry dash cams.

Yes, yes, YES.

Agreed. 100% agreed.

I was actually just wondering if these are now ubiquitous everwhere but the US.

I just posted the same thing! I'd do it myself but I'm far too old.

Oh please please PLEASE, someone contact him, set up a date, and report back!

She has awesome legs for a 53 year old!

"And here all this time I thought I liked chicken because it was delicious!"

I love Lucy. The pants I got there are going on 5 or 6 years of weekly wear and still look brand new. Plus, they carry Donna Karan sports bras which are the best I've ever found.

In a story about a bizarre relationship contract, death threats, a woman that underwent an abortion at 17 weeks, (17 weeks for chrissakes...that must have been horrendous), I'm glad to see it's the breach of confidentiality for the attorney that is disturbing to you.

Ok, I just read the rest of the responses to your post, and I am frankly, agog. First, anyone who says they have never lost it at or because of their kid is flat out lying. I call bullshit on that.