And when you’ve paid your debt to society and can’t re-integrate? What then?

It’s the most wonderful time of the year!

I hope he survives too because I want him and Brienne to shag like rabbits and have 50 giant babies. 

Can we please, please, PLEASE have text-only versions for those of us who aren’t able to watch videos? Pretty please?

She’ll be proficient in small blades as well.

I was the victim of a home invasion- full-sized baseball bats are hard to swing in confined spaces. You’re likely to hit a wall, your furniture, or the ceiling which will reduce the accuracy and momentum of your swing. Get a short, aluminum T-Ball bat or a hammer. 

Isn’t it crazy how only thin, attractive, barely legal white women are allowed to have this rage?

some time in the mid-90s I fell out of my bunk bed and hit my head. My parents took me to the ER, and the doctors asked me various questions to determine my mental status. One of them was “Who’s in charge at the White House?” I deadpanned “Hillary” and had the whole ER laughing. I was seven or eight.

So don't read them.