Doomed boozer: Dear Salty, if I go to a bar and enjoy a $50 drink but the bartender poisoned it and I die, what should I tip?

A totally messed up situation. Weak sauce. I think the only retort is to go somewhere else. After reporting the offending bar, of course.

Some vapers have a negative self awareness that invites a visceral dislike and it ruins things for those that are respectful. I remember when vaping first became a thing and it seemed like they were freaking everywhere, puffing clouds of (apparently, by the smell) dry ice. Then the flavors came making something bad…

Perhaps, at this point, the Steelers couldn’t care less. AB may be an incredible wide receiver but he is also incredibly difficult to work with. The Patriots may not like what they’ve bargained for. Or AB and his people orchestrated everything to their liking and he’s a model player here on out. Either way, I’m…

More like “What Drew Magary’s Vapid Imagination on Andrew Luck’s Retirement Means”. It’s weird that Margary seems to think he can inhabit Luck’s mind, and not surprising it matches his preconceived notions and silly NFL bashing whines.

I would add that every beer bar, especially breweries, should post their menu online. It’s 2019. I get that some breweries don’t want to use untappd or taphunter but at least take a picture of the chalk board menu and post on Facebook or something. Damnit.

By “paused” do you mean that you threw it out the door onto the street?

It’s pretty easy for Drew, for this set of websites. They can start out an article based on nothing but assumptions and to use profanity at will to target someone who thinks other than themselves. Drew is blind to anyone who might disagree politically and comforts himself in assuming vile things and uses name calling…

So, Bran’s message to the council before going to “look” for Drogon was totally confirmation that Bran had warged into Drogon, burned the throne and got rid of the evidence for Jon, right?

Jon is a Stark by Blood. Tyrion asked Davos to smuggle Jamie and Cersei out of King’s Landing, that’s why that boat was there.

You could just not go to craft breweries you don’t like. Sure, there’s some that serve dirty water and what do I do? I don’t go. The proliferation and numbers of breweries I refer to are all good and there are many.

That’s a really dumb prank. The best thing about the proliferation of craft beer is the proliferation. It’s freaking everywhere. I can find several breweries within a five mile radius just about anywhere from Santa Barbara to San Diego making for a fun night. I’m not a regular anywhere, not because places aren’t…

I know that evidence doesn’t matter to a virtue signaling snark factory but the failure was probably related to adhesive breakdown and can be attributed to excessive wear and tear (this specific case, like how tires last 10 laps in drifting and 50,000 miles in regular commuting) meaning that switching out new shoes…

No dis track will ever be as good as Ice Cube’s No Vasoline.

In 2009 I ordered an Infiniti G37 Sport sedan with the 6 speed manual. You basically had to order if you wanted the manual. The dealer said they couldn’t offer a final price because of differing incentives. I wanted the car and put down a non-refundable $1,000 anyway. I did get them to add that if the car wasn’t at…

I wouldn’t think that I’d have to mention that tax breaks are not giveaways. If the company doesn’t locate in a certain locale there are zero taxes paid to that locale. Corporate taxes are just another consumer tax (yes, it’s passed directly, where do you think companies get money from? By selling things!). Also,…

I find myself on this flight to Germany from Chicago and just my luck my seat’s in the inside row of the middle aisle, the one with 5 seats. To my left with the aisle seat is a nice German woman, we would chat during much of the flight. On the other aisle was a nice enough man, that lucky bastard slept most of the…

It seems that the rule regarding long hair would apply, where if it’s long enough it’s technically part of the uniform and can be utilized to tackle the player. Plus, the game was in Denver. They’ll give Crabtree a form to fill out to present to his insurance company and then laugh at him.

Because this information wasn’t included in the article outside of the video, the lyric was changed from “With glowing hearts we see thee rise, The True North strong and free!” to “We’re all brothers and sisters, All lives matter to the great” http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2016/7/…