What a crock of shit. Liberals have also been more supportive of policies that have given a lot of rural middle America much more financial stability than they would have otherwise had. If it had been up to Republicans these people would have been left to die in the street decades ago.

No LOLJets tag?

You know, the more I hear about this Vern Robinson feller, I gotta tell ya, I don’t like him.

Baseball is the only sport that actually looks like America.

I wouldn’t be so sure. If we’re talking about the recent Revis coverage, really anyone could be behind it.

I’m pretty sure the common thread here is marijuana. The employees got freaked out by a customer and hid in the back: high. Dude goes to CVS in the middle of the night looking for cheese and spends 45 minutes wandering around the store: high.

I have a hard time believing that guy didn’t want toupée.

I believe this man is wearing Chuck Klosterman’s scalp on his head.

Ha... I can’t defend having children, though I do love mine and am happy we had them.

Clinton is winning the popular vote you reality challenged fuckwit. I realize that facts and logic aren’t big in your world but the Republicans have only won the popular vote once this century. That would put dipshits such as yourself in the minority.

Draper:

No offense Don, but it’s “Ms. Clinton” if you’re nasty.

“Trumplogic” : “Please ignore these things that happened ten years ago, that’s not the person I am and I’m sorry. Instead, I implore you to focus on the things this person tangentially related to my opponent did twenty years ago, as it is 100% indicative of the character of an entirely different person.”

Libertarianism is the ideology of mental children who drive to work on government-provided roads, who eat food and water the government has mandated not contain human thumbs, who get their latest toys through government-provided postal services, who learned everything they knew in government-mandated schools, and…

Hey, it’s tomato troll!

False at the office. Monitor is wide-screen. Vertical real estate is at a premium! More lines of code on the screen!

I quit for good 6 years ago using the advice in this book. Sometimes the writing is a little cheesy, and it is very harsh with its critiques of 12 step programs, but the book worked for me.

Why is Pierre McGuire interviewing our IT guy?

Yoffs?