Why is everybody in such a fuhrer over this?

I think the internet and no mobile telecom made a much bigger difference Than we realize, because we’re too close to notice the difference. But take a step back and think about your day to day life in April 1996. Personally, I didn’t have any internet access; I knew about it, and my high school had a couple of…

alternately, stealing booze from various parents and drinking it out of tupperware in some sort of field.

1. Salt and Butter

Adults who go to Disney without kids are the real weirdos.

because she doesn’t know how to make eggs (scrambles IN the pan)

Bacon Fondue Fries? I just threw up a little in my mouth, ironically it looked like Bacon Fondue Fries.

He got up. And knocked the linesman down.

There was no issue actually at Gillette Stadium and the Patriots organization bears no responsibility as the title of the article suggests. This type of click bait journalism perpetuates the “Patriots/cheaters” narrative and really detracts from those of us who genuinely dislike the organization and their QB.

The person at far left deserves to drown for recording in portrait mode.

You can’t blame Beckham for thinking Merton Hanks will stick his neck out for him.

Eagle River!?

The Bucks: Stop here.

Emotions are confusing. Gather the shards of your emotions like loose change in a couch and deposit them into your favorite sports teams. There. Sad is the one you feel when the team plays poorly. Happy is the one you feel when your team does well. Pride is the one you feel when strangers on a bus bring a trophy to…

To be fair, you can’t hurry Love. No, you just have to wait.

As a porn enthusiast, it does very little for me.

“Yeah, see, here’s your problem: these teams fucking suck.”

the only correct order is IV, V, VI, then the Red Letter Media feature-length reviews of the prequels