Funny, I often feel this way when watching television and movies. It’s like people who write for the screen have fantasized up all these perfect back and forth conversations.....then they shoehorn them into absolutely retarded situations because they have no freaking clue how anything at all works in the real world…

Now that I see it in action, I’m on board with Trump building a wall to separate the rest of us from the Browns.

Sorry, but a black guy getting bad reception in the Boston area doesn't qualify as shocking news

Act like you’ve been there before, Rabbit.

hey fuck you man

Um...pretty sure that’s Dilma Rousseff, President of Brazil. It doesn’t take a sharpshooter’s eyes to see that.

While I was at work today and this was the hot button issue being talked about, I learned a shockingly large amount of my coworkers would be willing to hand over their phones and computers to our employees with no qualms. I am talking about personal computers by the way, not work ones. Their response to me saying they…

Is that Rue des Pussies?

If they ask you if you’re married, just say “are you proposing? because I accept! THIS IS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE!”

Your last name is Horn and this is about horns.

Jake Heaps @jtheaps9 · May 11

It was honestly nothing like the Avengers

i literally couldn't focus properly on the rest of the article and kept rechecking to see that I read it right. I also thought it was a joke. So glad someone pointed it out.

Antonio Cromartie commented that while he always enjoyed watching Bell pitch in San Diego, he never understood why anyone would be in such a hurry to go to the rubber.

Hayes McGinley

as a kid in the early 90's I loved VHS tapes like Football Follies, Big Hits and other NFL Films. While reading that quote, I got a pit in my stomach. I remember that part, or if not him another player, stumbling like a cartoon character after a dogpile. I enjoyed it then. It's hard to enjoy football now. Even if it's…

DeMarco Murray is flying to Philadelphia this morning with the expectation he will be an Eagle

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