"Those of us at the live taping were shocked when he announced his resignation."

Amazing logic: I won he only got 39.

"Fuck that thug Richard Sherman. All he does is talk trash. He has no class." - Boston sports fans

The countermove to this has been well known for 70 years.

I quit facebook back when they opened it to more than just colleges. I just don't like being social.

Look at Iowa.

Look at Iowa.

WATCH OUT FOR SNAKES.

The Butler did it. In the end zone, with the pick.

Force = Acceleration x UMass

Brady to Moss and their pursuit of perfection was when I started cheering for Brady full time (instead of just against Peyton). Surely we can all agree that the '72 Dolphins are much worse than these Pats teams?

Am I the only one who thinks that it looks like Goodell pissed his pants in that picture?

wait, you recorded a widescreen television in portrait mode?

You'd think a Cowboys loss like this would shake up an otherwise normal Sunday night in Texas.

I have a feeling - actually, it's more than a feeling... that this will not work out.

The fact you do not have Christmas (Baby Please Come Home) invalidates this list in its entirety.

Once again, my apologies to Doris Kearns Goodwin. Cheating Death, thanks to Prescott Pharmaceuticals Formula 401 series Colbert Manseed, should move up. You also neglected rarely used, but very loved segment "That's the Craziest Fucking Thing I've Ever Heard" and its cousin Batshit Serious.

Cheating Death is my favorite. Even though I know they are coming, the side effects always make me laugh. If monkey on the lam had lasted longer that would have to be higher.

Via @PeteGothard