That chart makes me miss my old Spirograph.

Did you know that computers come in male and female models? Neither did I until I saw a mechanic walk toward one with an oil can—and the computer was backing away yelling: “Death before dishonor!”

Pictured: US Republican lawmakers reacting to this news.

Hingle McCringleberry?

I remember reading these books back in the day before the show started and the cultural/internet phenomenon began, and it never clicked for me that LSH should be the wildly popular fan favorite that she is. Reading posts/comments online about her later on, I was kind of blown away by how disproportionately popular she…

I really hope you’re wrong about this, LSH is a terrible character and they should just let Cat rest in peace.

Whatever the Chinese government tells them to say

This is why we have commas!

Or

The Aristocrats!

The Avengers!

Why is Pierre McGuire interviewing our IT guy?

You just sound like a bitter bachelor who doesn’t like children, and I’m not convinced that you have any for real. It’s kind of OK to be bothered by the overwhelming amount of baby pictures out there, you’re not the audience for them.

No. She is writing to tell you that your fears are misfounded and wrong headed. Since you won’t believe her, it doesn’t matter, but at least you’ve been told.

its really not like the book version is any better. Book 4 had Arianne lamely and unsuccessully rebel and the whole “fire and blood” revenge thing from book 4 turned out to be sending a woefully unprepared teenager to his death.

But that’s kind of his whole deal.

I think Tom Holland should be checked at the door for walking away with something that wasn’t his.

tell that to the coyote.

‘Yoffs? Don't be that guy.

Yoffs?