That’s a good saying. Also, agreed.

Sorry, I lied.

-12°

Love the looks, the drivetrain, and love the included hard top.

Fun fact, it’s -10° here in Bismarck, ND right now. That hard time makes this a viable year-round right with the right tires. NP

Can someone explain to me what the big deal is with these? They look nice enough, but why are these fetching such stupid prices?

Absolutely. And I’ll be kissing VW’s metaphorical feet for the opportunity. What miserable individuals would miss that chance? The long warranty is just icing on the cake.

Sorry, if you want pure, unadulterated 80s styling and turbo lag, the only answer is a classic SAAB 900 SPG. /thread

I think it blows my mind that this vehicle has 5 wheels and none of them are in the right place.

So...it’s a garbage tuck.

Ain’t that the tooth.

Speaking of Mr. May, I would be even happier with a Volkswagen Up GTI.

I would, but I’m 6'2" and long of torso.

THIS is why I want a Mirage. Every single horse will be ridden hard and put away wet.

Yes, I think we need to institute a community veto for some of the CotD entries we’re getting. :P

I am absolutely convinced that your analysis is correct. It’s not a question of if, but when. Also, I am a paralegal.

But it will probably be something dumb instead.

No cyclops light? Eye don’t think that’s a NP, then!

Same on my Guinea pig. Heart wrenching, really. Pretty much died from crapping too much.

That presupposes that it worked in the first place.

Because neither trait will be used enough to be worthwhile. :I

So, is a snorkel on your minivan engine kind of like a soccer mom that can hold her breath really long in a hot tub?