Craigslist: “Okay, just step into the van.”

“It puts the lotion on the sphincter or else it gets the hose.”

Sure, you could get any of those alternatives, but are they a KIA?

No sir, they are not.

I am LOVING the paint job on that 4x4 van. 70s goodness. Also, those sphincter air vents...unf unfff

How long does it take for an edit to reflect in the post? I said current design. Geez. Been there, done that. We know the Big T had glorious designs way back when. Find me a fan of their current Prius design and I’ll show you a person who needs a punch in the nose.

Edited previously to add: “current” as a descriptor.

Toyota made 351 of those 2000GTs...so pound per pound, there’s more ugly by weight if you add up all the current Camrys or predator-faced Lexuseses.

I actually owned a Celica Supra. Beautiful car. Problem is, Toyota hasn’t made a compelling design since the early 90s IMO. My post has been edited to reflect this.

How To Make A Beautiful Car

1.) Look at Toyota’s current designs.
2.) Don’t.

*Sees Toyota recall everything*

“Sometimes you just have to fake it until you make it.”
- Osamu Masuko

I’ll tell you who ISN’T the passenger: top-notch build quality.

Yum. Not sure if I like that set of wheels or the car they’re on in the lead pic more.

Oh, I’m glad I’m not the only one who calls these “bitch baskets,” even to my wife when I see them on the road.

Non-stock wheel and tires are the worst. They mess up the design balance someone worked hard to pen. I’m not a fan of people turning their trucks into life-sized Hot Wheels toys, but it’s their ride. The problem comes when they decide to sell it and move on. You can’t fix what they wrecked and that’s one more decent…

It’s almost like I’m watching the next Tucker or Studebaker, sans the whimsy.

H-K’s turbo fours tend not to translate their power figures into actual go very well.

“We’re declaring your imaginary currency has no value because our imaginary currency was here first.”
- World Government

It goes to show humanity can assign a value to nearly anything, even rocks, for use in commerce and trade. Oh wait, rocks? Yeah, gold, duh.

I think he’d get bored. Or maybe sabotage it in his sleep so he had something to fix or write about. The subconscious mind is a remarkable thing.

It can be hard to understand the father’s thought process unless you have kids yourself.

After that, law and order, rules and process, it just goes out the window.

True, given the choice, I’d take the flat six any day of the week over the turbo four.