Nice hatchback.

I don’t know, for zero stars, I think it looks pretty good, actually. All this tells me is that cars are very safe overall and even the worst ones are light years ahead of technology one or two decades old.

“...because of what’s called a “SOFA Agreement,” German soldiers are allowed to bring their Euro-market cars to the U.S. and drive them legally without American titles.”

I guess as far as dictators go, it takes Juan to know Juan.

Yum. I still pine for the Passat wagon.

They should consolidate with Mitsubishi.

All this, and more, is waiting for you in California.

I heard David is renting space from this guy:

https://jalopnik.com/a-michigan-town-is-forcing-this-man-to-sell-20-old-cars-1797608865

Y’know, I see this as kind of a cynical broadside from Subaru to the US buying public.

“You want your cup holders for your precious hydration and liquid refreshment? Okay, have 19!”

Also, I think that the advent of “cup holder all the things” is the reason why door cars are pretty much all hard plastic now. No more soft…

Nobody deserves one of those.

There’s something freeing, even endearing, about driving the car you don’t love (which you then grow to love as a result), isn’t there? Right now, I’m driving a Buick LaCrosse and there’s nothing remarkable about it whatsoever, even if the 3.8 is a good, if thirsty, lump. But it’s comfortable, reliable and moderately…

C’mon we all know if it passes that test, it isn’t actually a Jeep.

This is great.

The eagle-eyed assessors in my area will give your property the greatest benefit of the doubt without regard for any decrepit residences in the neighborhood.

Well, now we know what David Tracy has been up to instead of writing us tetanus-inducing updates on Project Redwood.

HINT

“Okay, it’s getting close to Thanksgiving, or what Canadians like to call “about a month and a half after Thanksgiving.” Here in the States this is an opportunity for self reflection, eating a ton of food, and to watch football.”

Gobble, motherfuckin’ gobble. 

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- United Nations Human Rights Council

Compromised fidelity.

But it was a SAAB! That’s anything but meh.