They’d find a way to make a pickup truck labeled as a coupe but available only as a crew cab.

Maserati Bora.

I’ve always been in the DT corner, still am, but I’m starting to wonder if some of those who commented on past articles are onto something. Like if David has con-junk-tivitis or something and this is a cry for help. : / Stay safe, man.

Doh!

“Is that a banana or are you happy to...oh. Ohhh...Hm.”

C’mon, David, you forgot Birfields! And I know it’s not in there, because I did a ctrl+f and everything.

Good. DRM crap like this deserves a special place in Hell.

Many moons ago, I used to sell cars and had a couple test drive one. This was back when the “select” or whatever was the only Rogue around. That felt like the longest car trip I’ve ever been on. It took all my self control not to jump out of the car before they pulled it back into the parking space. But, as they say,…

I can appreciate that I’m probably in the minority. To be honest, I’m still butthurt about my 2013 Outback lease. I had turned it in and found out, not long after, they were remedying the issue.

FFS.

Nah, they just have a propensity for guzzling oil in about the same volume as gasoline.

Well-played.

Half-assed is the only way a Jeep runs. I’ve seen some damn ingenious fixes (and some stupid ones) on Jeeps, but I’m pretty sure even as they roll out of the factory, they’re half-bodge.

I’ve always wondered about success stories like these. I’ve never been able to get any sort of JB Weld (plastic or metal compound types) to seal anything on a radiator, sidewall or otherwise. Must be a more difficult application due to the expansion and contraction there.

You must learn to love the Hindenburg-esque nature of this project. It’s like a roller coaster held together by the assurance of tetanus and promised beer.

Oh the humanity, indeed.

Happy Tuesday to me, it’s like Christmas in March - another Tracy/CJ-2A article!

It’s almost like you want me to vote crack pipe.

I know others have complained about it before, but the whole video regurgitation and summary thing is a let down. Was hoping for something with more, I dunno, content. More pictures, an interview with the guy, or some insights about driving kawaii across the USA would’ve been appreciated.

Watashi wa gakkari shite imasu.

Kind of like how “fresh” has been watered down by marketing types until all meaning has been distilled from it.

Fresh from what? The factory? Out of the container?

By the way, it seems appropriate on St. Patrick’s day, so I’d like to informally declare David Tracy the patron saint of Lost Wrenchers. You simultaneously cast us into the despair of Project Hell but also give us hope, a beacon like a magnetic flashlight in a dark engine bay.

David, I love your attitude and your articles but...I’ve gotta snark.

“In other news, the grass is green and the sky is blue. Stay tuned for more at 10.”