You can’t have your diesel and burn it too.

I think there’s too much hand-wringing going on over this. A more plausible foretelling of things to come can be read here: http://www.businessinsider.com/theres-no-way-…

No, no, no! It’s the Dieselcaust, not Dieselgate. Other better posters than me have already explained why.

Fair enough, but does anyone remember how long it took to drag the truth out of “New GM”? VW ‘fessed up right away. That’s got to count for something.

If that’s “true,” you can just consider me a Dieselcaust denier.

Why? Because Doug DeMuro plays with his Hummer at night. Can’t nobody compete with that.

But...but how do I reach into the bed to get my dirty construction tools without a ladd...hahahah, who am I kidding?!

I’m going to stay at home and get fitted for Kleenex box shoes.

Well, American car buyers are not renowned for their savvy. Thanks for the supporting evidence, Doug.

Don’t be ridiculous, you reflex-posters posers. The ZF is a great transmission and will probably still be fully functional at 80,000 miles, unlike the DCT alternative. Most of you probably can’t even tell the difference between the two, aside from the characteristic DCT lag on your morning commute.

I know it’s a veritable den of Chrysler haters here, but I have to vote for my 3rd gen Dodge Ram with the 5.7. Everything on it has been a breeze, if not straight forward. Cleaning the throttle, changing all 16 spark plugs, replacing the idler pulleys/tensioner/belt, all drain plugs are accessible, etc. The only thing…

Good.

Just imagine, in 10 years the used car market will be flooded with crossovers. It’ll make today’s used car market look like a veritable cornucopia of variety.

It makes me feel so much better to know that I’m not the only one who endures this emotional turmoil. I would be terrible at owning a beater, because I believe all cars have souls and none deserve deliberate abuse or neglect. Even the most terrible, beige vehicle gets excessive maintenance from yours truly. So until I…

More importantly, will you be submitting a copy of the citation with your list of claimed tax exemptions next year?

The Ultimate Profit Machine.

All the stars in the universe are insufficient for the truth-telling in this comment.

First, I’m going to say EPA.

This is the 100%, sure-fire way to piss me off. Say it with me kids, “...to be...”

Ah, beautiful Scarab footage. Thank you!