Liposuction as a prize for a beauty contest? Literally, "You are the most beautiful person out of all the contestants and you're still not good enough."

The irony is that cookie butter is way more popular in Europe than here.

I can't get behind cookie butter. No, I have never had it. Yeah I bet it's good. I just.....I dunno. I love some treats that will make my ass grow but I feel like I rather just have a cookie. How do you eat it? I doubt it works on sourdough toast like nutella hahaha

Sons of bitches are trying to kill me.

That male cheerleader just ran through the Ohio state football team, the ducks should see if he can transfer at halftime

That male cheerleader is like something out of a Marines commercial.

She doesn't think that McDonald's is fabulous food, but if you're poor, eating out ANYWHERE is a luxury. If you can afford to eat at McDonald's, you're not really poor. Real poor people eat rice and beans and are grateful for the beans. If you don't understand this, you've never been poor.

Were you able to sit through ALL of "Tiny Furniture"? I just couldn't take the whole thing—had to turn off the TV.

So many thing wrongs with anal play to me. Mostly, Shit comes out of the ass. I cannot get past that. As a result, I dont like the idea of sticking my penis, tongue, or fingers in anyones anus. Some reason I'm uncomfortable with anyon doing it to me. makes me shudder.

I'm sorry- I just wanted to star and pressed reply instead and now I can't cancel that- but hello anyway! Here's a nice picture:

I understand this. But I was born and raised Catholic and will never forgive the religion as a whole for what it has done, both in a global aspect and in a personal one. I really dig this guy so far, but it's like putting a nice bandaid over a gushing, infected wound.

Seriously. Religion may never be perfect but this guy is using his influence for good! Change within institutions is the product of individuals and leaders making small steps.

Nudity?! In my Sistine Chapel!?!??!

I was disappointed that she didn't crow.

Seeeriously. Most of our extended lifespans in the 20th century is from avoiding poop in our food and water. Voluntarily licking butts is never, ever going to be for me.

Have you watched this show before? Most of the sex scenes are a combination of cringe-worthy awkwardness and physical comedy. A guy performing analingus on a girl by motorboating her buttcheeks is supposed to be absurd. Just like Jorma Taccone fucking Allison Williams in the starfish position while staring at a…

I gave it up mostly because of Lena Dunham. I just can't look at her without feeling chagrin. She is the poster child of insufferable artists who take their work too seriously and insufferable rich white kids who are not in touch with the real world.

Maybe it's cause I'm 35, but this is inconceivable to me. I find it hard to believe that many people beyond serious niche fetishists would even want to try this.

Did anyone else unwillingly envision Peter Pan getting his/her ass motorboated in this scene? That is ALL I COULD THINK OF.

Am I a hopeless fuddy-duddy for refusing to get on Team Salad Tossing? I just...fecal-oral bacterial transmission, you guys. C. diff is no fucking joke.